★ "If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat? " -Jo Brand
★ "I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance." -Steven Wright
★ "McDonalds announced it’s considering a more humane way of slaughtering its animals. You know they fatten them up and then kill them. You know the same thing they do to their customers, isn’t it?" -Jay Leno
★ "When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper." -Andy Rooney
★ "It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks." -Pierre Auguste Renoir
★ "I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded, dead." -Woody Allen.
★ "We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons." -Alfred E. Newman
★ "Vegetarian: an old Indian word for bad hunter" -Author unknown
★ "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." -Jeff Mander
★ "Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is." -P. J. O’Rourke
★ "In Mexico, we have a word for sushi: bait." -José Simons
